A friend sent this to me a while back; if you don’t share my sense of humor, you may want to stop reading now…
Oh! To Be 6 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to receive as a gift.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, silly!'
5 Thoughts Shared:
Not only do I share your sense of humor... I appreciate it! This had me not only laughing out loud but also reading it to my husband. Oh yes, this was good! :-)
This was awesome! My husband would have thought the same thing too. I wonder what I would have got if I said I wish I was 12 again! :)
Too funny! I loved it!! Troy would have known it was the dress size! lol
I love it ! That is funny, I also read it to my husband. He said he would have done the same thing!
That is cute !
Funny...very cute and funny.
I would have had a TON of fun with the date that husband gave her though...even if he DID get the "6" part wrong! What a fun day that was!
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